Happy Halloween! Everyone has a slightly different perception of what Halloween should be. There’s something like terrifying too. There are also candy and snacks. Others like to personify in the form of costumes, thinking of ironic, topical or clever puns. For the average Wall Street white collar expert, it’s mostly about choosing this and the name of the fantasy football team when it comes to expressing creativity.
I decided to give it a swirl and present some ideas I had for my Wall Street themed Halloween costume this year.
What are some other things you can think of?
a Flash crash The costume comes with a trench coat under the clothes to hold the PG-13, and a giant red arrow strategically placed. All you need to do is complete the nerves and the lights on your deer head.
Perfect for single guys who are always slightly creepy at parties, but are invited anyway because the host knows him forever.
Pumps and dumps Superhero team costumes are perfect for college roommates, siblings, or other duo pairs. The costume comes with a muscle suit, a fake barbell (pump), and a custodian outfit. The water and bucket will be dumped separately.
Theta bUrn may be a bit smarter and theoretical, but Sheetan slowly pulls down your portfolio, reminiscing Grimm Reaper himself. No one can escape the passage of time. The costume comes with an hourglass, fake flames, a clock outfit and deadly face make-up.
an Iron Butterfly (Options spread out, not bands) A great outfit for the NYC Village Halloween Parade. Iron Butterfly with individual “legs” in wing optional spreads, places steampunk along with natural beauty to create synthetic Frankenstein-like creatures for holiday celebrations.
For a group of four women who have already done Golden Girls, women having sex on the star of the city, and who have done Dixie’s chick – try it Quad Witching. The costume comes with four witch hats, four witch cloaks and four brooms. Be careful – or these mysterious and creepy characters will expire your future!
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